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Monday, May 24, 2010

The Fight of Osama, Gilani, Bush and the Puppet guy!

 India once thought to expedite the peace process with Pakistan, So requested Pakistan to put a stop to the intermittent firing and insinuate it’s problems before India. As Dr. Manmohan Singh was about to have a talk with Mr. Gilani, Mr. Osama came in the conference room and caught Mr. Gilani by the nape. He thundered at him and said “if you will try to make peace with India then I will not resist to immolate you!”

 Mr. Singh thought that why the hell Mr. Osama has come in the conference room in such an obtrusive way and why he was showing how nincompoop he was! Just as he was thinking Mr. Bush also entered and spitted fire at Mr. Gilani, he accused Gilani of embezzlement of funds to fight against terror which instead he used against India. Bush said to Gilani that if he kills Osama he will get amnesty for his acts. Just as Gilani heard it he thought it is a good chance to get scot free and then he veered towards Osama.

 As Osama heard this he peed in his pants as if suffering from incontinence! Mr. Gilani Roared at Osama and said “count your rosary for the last time because I am about to kill you and will hang you on the crucifix”, Osama replied that he eats veal everyday and he is strong enough to fight all of them. As this commotion was going on, a sortie by the Indian Air Force started bombing that place. Mr. Singh thought that his henchmen has arrived so he flew from the scene. This incendiary Mr. Manmohan thought would free the world from terror altogether. A bullet hit Osama and he lurched for a shelter.

 As the ammunition was expended, silence prevailed over that place. Later it came to be known that Mr. Singh had stepped on a landmine planted outside the door by Mr. Gilani and he also died in that incident; he was awarded a posthumous gallantry prize by India. A media channel ‘India TV’ tried to impeach the act done by the Indian Government and presented the live video footage (of the massacre) as a Smoking Gun. The government reacted vehemently to the news channel and turned fervid and replied that the people who were promoting terror were the one’s who were wiped out.


The word which I failed to fit in from my word list is: ‘flag officer



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